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Sunday, February 14, 2010

night course..

Ah Beng went to take night courses so that he could get a promotion or a better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.


Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.


Then Ah Beng started show off...


Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.!
Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless*


The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: .................. *speechless + frustrated*


The next day, once again...


Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you do! n't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers" , if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ........ *speechless + frustrated + irritated


This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...


Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*

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